I Am Coming Out of the Closet
I am straight! Not what you expected? I don’t understand why not. The gays and lesbians of the world wants equality. I want equality as well. Since it is so important for people to share their sexual orientation when it involves their preference of the same sex; I thought that it should be equally important to share my sexual orientation being that it involves my preference for the opposite sex.
You say you don’t care? Outstanding, because neither do I! If someone could pass on the message for me to all of the “celebrities” that presume other people wish to know that they are gay, that would be great! We don’t care if you are gay or not. Just shut your mouth and do your job! Sing your songs, memorize your lines, and keep your sexual preferences to yourselves!
Until they do keep their sexual preferences to themselves, all of the straight people in the world should demand their equality. Instead of gay parades, let’s have straight parades. Instead of Pride Week, we should have a Heterosexual Week. They flaunt their indiscretions down the middle of streets and get cheers, well we should also flaunt our indiscretions down the middle of the street. We on the other hand would likely be fined or jailed for indecency.
They want a special law to protect them from “hate” crimes. Don’t come out of the closet, then you won’t know if someone hates your acts. What you do behind closed doors is your business. Privacy was created for a reason. Keep your sexual preferences to yourself and the world will keep their distaste for your actions private. Just keep it to yourself!